So this is about Barclays - never a good starting point - and it's about 2 cheques, a hamper of luxury food, some peurile excuses... oh and a rather fabulous definition of paying taxes.
So here's the gig. I wrote 2 cheques to 2 people at the same time. I put them in 2 envelopes at the same time. I popped them in the post box at the same time.

